Looking to grow your startup?
Just Hire a
Blonde Girl.
We help startups get attention, acquire users and convert customers
with high-performing human talent or synthetic brand models.
Wait, does this actually work?
See for yourself man.
CONSUMER APP · JOBIFY
A jobs app, no ad budget, and one blonde girl with a camera.
Jobify started with a marketplace platform model, in a crowded category, where paid acquisition is expensive and nobody trusts a brand account. So we stopped running ads and made a person the channel: short UGC clips, shot on a phone, posted daily.
Within weeks Jobify was sitting in the App Store Top 10 free apps, next to Indeed, Uber and Microsoft Teams. That came from organic content, not ad spend.
We broke industry records with $0.03 install rates on the first 50,000 downloads.
- 50,000+
- app downloads driven
- 42,000
- newsletter subscribers
- $0.03
- cost per install
- #1
- record acquisition run at Jobify
We noticed something that should have been obvious.
When we cast the right person to become the face of the company on social media, people paid more attention.
So we decided to productize it.
One person. One camera. Every week.
Consistent virality.
Attention is the game.
Stack your odds.
You're competing with creators, influencers, Netflix, YouTube, TikTok, celebrities, memes and everything else fighting for the same 2 seconds of someone's attention as they scroll.
ATTENTION/ENGAGEMENT/ACTION/REVENUE
Sometimes,
all it takes,
is the right messenger.
We don't make the rules.
The internet wants what it wants.
Choose your Blonde Pal.
We have options.
Two mechanisms. Same Deal.
Attention on one side of the internet. Pipeline on the other.
THE METHOD 01
Organic content engine
Short-form UGC posted daily on the feeds where attention is cheapest. Your product in someone's hands, not in an ad slot.
THE METHOD 02
Inbound sales funnel
Let's be honest, anything you planned on posting on LinkedIn would probably get 10x the reach if it were posted by a business model.
THE NETWORK
Faces your
market trusts.
We shortlist whichever Pals fit what you sell.
Three of the network. Your shortlist comes back with your plan. Get Started
STARTING PRICES
What it costs.
B2C
DIY · SELF-SERVENOT OPEN YET
AI UGC
from$250/ month
A generated Pal delivering your script, at the lowest cost a video can run.
THE STARTING PRICE COVERS
- 10 videos a month, up to 30 seconds
- A persona generated for your brand
- No booking and no talent to schedule
- Scripts, edit and posting stay yours
30 videos a month is $600.
The human lane opens first.
DIY · SELF-SERVEOPEN NOW
Human UGC
from$500/ month
You write the scripts and cut the edit. A real Pal from the roster delivers them on camera.
THE STARTING PRICE COVERS
- 10 videos a month, up to 30 seconds
- Talent matched and booked for you
- Payouts and scheduling handled
- Scripts, edit and posting stay yours
30 videos a month is $1,200.
Not placed in 30 days and you are refunded in full.
MANAGED SERVICESFULL SERVICE
Done for you
from$3,000/ month
We run all of it. A dedicated Pal as the face of your startup and a team behind the content.
WHAT WE TAKE OFF YOU
- A dedicated Human or AI persona
- 20 or 30 short-form posts a month
- Strategy, scripting, editing, publishing
- An approval loop and a weekly KPI dashboard
That is the human route at 20 posts a month.
Virality guarantee included on six-month terms.
B2B
Selling to businesses?
A Pal posting as the face of your company on LinkedIn. Same mechanism, different feed: your pipeline comes from a person your buyers stop for, not a brand account they scroll past.
- Founder-led posts, written with you
- Comment and DM handling
- Inbound routed to your calendar
No ad spend and no media buy. Every number here is talent, production and the system that runs it. On the DIY lanes you keep the scripts, the edit and the posting; we handle the Pal, the booking and the payouts.
FREE, NO COMMITMENT
Your site in.
The full plan out.
We review what you sell, choose the strongest route, shortlist the right Pals and put the whole recommendation in front of you.
RECOMMENDED ROUTE
Human Pal
One dedicated face, publishing a planned mix of short-form content every month.
- OUTPUT
- 30 posts / month
- START
- Within one week
- SERVICE
- Managed Services
CONTENT MIX
70%Trend and viral formats
20%Product and category
10%Direct conversion
CAMPAIGN GOALS
- 01Reach new audiences
- 02Drive qualified site visits
- 03Capture demand
SHORTLIST
Matched to your audience
REPORTING PREVIEW
Sample data640Kviews
8,214site visits
1,032emails captured
Views · last 30 days↑ 48%
ONCE YOU'RE IN
Live within a week.
01
Approve the plan
Pick your route and confirm the first month.
02
We line up your Pal
Cast from the network, or built for the AI routes.
03
Posting starts
Short-form starts going out daily.
04
You see it working
Managed adds a KPI dashboard, updated every Monday.
Get paid to be the face of a startup.
Paid marketing and sales work with real startups.
Paid out through our financial network.
- Up to $40an hour, standard payout
- Up to $60an hour, paid in crypto
Create.Sell.Promote.Earn. POWERED BY SAYVE
“We needed someone to get our company in front of new people. Blonde Pal gave us exactly that.”
“I wanted work experience for my resume and a way to make money around my classes.”
Questions.
Is this actually a real person?
Yes. Cast from our talent network and matched to what you sell.
Is Blonde Pal AI?
Only if you want it to be. Hire a real model, or we'll build you a synthetic one.
Can I use the content on my company's accounts?
Yes. Your feed, your ads, your site. Usage rights get set when we scope the deal.
Do I have to be a startup?
That's who we built this for. If you sell something and need attention, ask anyway.
How much does it cost?
It depends on what you sell and how much content it takes. Send us your site and the number comes back inside the plan, along with who we would cast for you and the mix we would run.
Why blonde?
Because we tested it.
We cast for a role, the way any agency does. This page sells the one that converts hardest for consumer startups: a creator who reads as a peer instead of an ad. Plenty of our work casts something else entirely, matched to what a brand actually sells and who it sells to — ask and we shortlist for that instead. The broader thesis is that the right person changes how a message performs. Blonde Pal is one casting call, not the whole business.