HUMAN
Hire a Blonde Pal
A real model representing your startup.
Looking to grow your startup?
Just Hire a
Blonde Girl.
We help startups get attention, acquire users and convert customers
with high-performing human talent or synthetic brand models.
Wait, does this actually work?
See for yourself man.
CONSUMER APP · JOBIFY
A jobs app, no ad budget, and one blonde girl with a camera.
Jobify started with a marketplace platform model, in a crowded category, where paid acquisition is expensive and nobody trusts a brand account. So we stopped running ads and made a person the channel: short UGC clips, shot on a phone, posted daily.
Within weeks Jobify was sitting in the App Store Top 10 free apps, next to Indeed, Uber and Microsoft Teams. That came from organic content, not ad spend.
We broke industry records with $0.03 install rates on the first 50,000 downloads.
- 50,000+
- app downloads driven
- 42,000
- newsletter subscribers
- $0.03
- cost per install
- #1
- record acquisition run at Jobify
We noticed something that should have been obvious.
When we casted the right person to became the face of the company on social media, people paid more attention.
So we decided to productize it.
One person. One camera. Every week.
Consistent virality.
Attention is the game.
Stack your odds.
You're competing with creators, influencers, Netflix, YouTube, TikTok, celebrities, memes and everything else fighting for the same 2 seconds of someone's attention as they scroll.
ATTENTION/ENGAGEMENT/ACTION/REVENUE
Sometimes,
all it takes,
is the right messenger.
We don't make the rules.
The internet wants what it wants.
Choose your Blonde Pal.
AI
Create a Blonde Pal
An AI model making content for your brand.
Two mechanisms. Same Deal.
Attention on one side of the internet. Pipeline on the other.
THE METHOD 01
Organic content engine
Short-form UGC posted daily on the feeds where attention is cheapest. Your product in someone's hands, not in an ad slot.
THE METHOD 02
Inbound sales funnel
Let's be honest, anything you planned on posting on LinkedIn would probably get 10x the reach if it were posted by a business model.
How it works
01
Send us your site
One email with your URL and what you sell.
02
We scan our network
We match your product to the models who fit it best.
03
You get sent options
A shortlist of Pals, plus a custom content strategy.
04
Confirm and go live
Pick one, approve the plan, content starts that week.
01
Send us your site
One email with your URL and what you sell.
02
We build the model
A Pal persona configured around your business.
03
You get sent the plan
A strategy and trending formats proven in your category.
04
Confirm and generate
Approve the direction and your Pal starts publishing.
You don't need another marketing agency.
Agencies sell you strategy decks and ad spend. We give you a character people actually stop for, and the content that comes with it.
THE OLD WAY
- Monthly retainer before anything ships
- Ad spend buys the attention
- A brand account nobody follows
- Six weeks to a first draft
WITH BLONDE PAL
- One email, one matched creator
- Organic content earns the attention
- A person your market recognizes
- Posting within the week
Get paid to be the face of a startup.
Paid marketing and sales work with real startups.
Paid out through our financial network.
Create.Sell.Promote.Earn. POWERED BY SAYVE
“We needed someone to get our company in front of new people. Blonde Pal gave us exactly that.”
“I wanted work experience for my resume and a way to make money around my classes.”
Questions.
Is this actually a real person?
Yes. Cast from our talent network and matched to what you sell.
Is Blonde Pal AI?
Only if you want it to be. Hire a real model, or we'll build you a synthetic one.
Can I use the content on my company's accounts?
Yes. Your feed, your ads, your site. Usage rights get set when we scope the deal.
Do I have to be a startup?
That's who we built this for. If you sell something and need attention, ask anyway.
How much does it cost?
Depends on the Pal and how much you post. Send us your site and the plan comes back with a number on it.
Why blonde?
Because we tested it.
The broader thesis is that the right person can dramatically change how a message performs. Blonde Pal is our most provocative way of proving it.